Let's go Hippie for a moment, shall we? Deodorants!

Baby powder. Powder up baby!

As an added bonus you can also slap the wife or dog or whoever you see first on the ass with your powdered up hand.

 

Damn! Cannoli w the surprise elbow from the top rope!

 

Honestly, and suprisingly, that shits not bad. It's my go to if I run out of Avon.

 

Do you drive your Gremlin to tupperware and fondue parties, or is it just to see your Avon lady?

Do you know we landed on the Moon?

 

Stick with Rightguard, it smells like gym class.

 

My boy had a Gremlin back in the day. Chicks dug it. Don't hate.

 

Burt's Bees. You can buy it at CVS.

Every Man Jack Natural. Wal Mart sells it.

With both, make sure you wear a undershirt with sleeves. Tbe oils in them will stain a dress shirt.

 

Just get the miradry procedure done and forget about deodorant/anti-perspirants.

 

Da fuck you wanna put oil on your pits for? Pff. Powder should be the base, not oil. Jesus.

 

Old Spice High Endurance fresh scent.

 

The grim reaper has a hard on for the men in my family. His left fist is called cancer and his right is called alcoholism. When I roll in to hell I want to be in decent enough condition to kick that f@cker in the dick when I meet him.

 

For some reason in the US is much harder to find dry spray deodorant than other countries (even though the same brands are available). I have been using Degree Ultra Clear Black and White Spray. Most of the other brands were ruining my white shirts.

 

Burt’s Bees is a effin sellout (not him, but his corporate whore ex)

 

Highlighted all the particularly bad shit that's in it for you, some of the other stuff can be mildly irritant, but not as bad.

Ingredients
Active Ingredients: Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Gly (19%)
Inactive Ingredients: PPG-14 Butyl Ether, Cyclopentasiloxane, Stearyl Alcohol, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Talc, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Petrolatum, Ethylene Brassylate, Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Corn Starch Modified, Polysaccharides, Maltodextrin


https://www.organics.org/7-harmful-ingredients-in-your-deodorant/

 

That looks like a list of stuff that works.

 

Carbon tetrachloride and gasoline work great for degreasing your hands too...

 

The wife got me on the aluminum free stuff too. Toms sucks. Every Man Jack works good enough but I have to make sure I’m DRY before I put it on. Any moisture at all, even staying in a steamy bathroom, makes my pits feel weird when it dries.
There are definitely days when I can overpower it though.

 

Mitchum. No idea if it’s bad or not for you but it works well for me. fragrence free and lasts all day.

 

That'd be a yes, looks like it has more crap in it than DaveK's crap he uses

Active Ingredients: Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Gly - 20 % (Anti-Perspirant)
Inactive Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Stearyl Alcohol, PPG-14 Butyl Ether, Talc, Parfum (Fragrance), PEG-8 Distearate, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Tocopherol Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Hydrogen Peroxide, Silica Dimethicone Silylate, Sodium Ascorbate, BHT, Aqua, Water, Eau, Citric Acid, Mannitol, Silica, Sodium Starch Octenylsuccinate, Calcium Sodium EDTA, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Coumarin, Hexyl Cinnamal, Citral, Geraniol, Citronellol


Generally speaking the natural or more healthy alternatives are only deodorants, the anti-perspirant component is the Aluminum crud, I don't believe I've seen any natural anti-perspirants. I'm fortunate in that my pits don't generally sweat too much

http://nymag.com/strategist/article/natural-antiperspirant-explainer.html