The truth about Cortez.

Tight?

 

I've been watching a lot of Buzzr(sp?) the game show network, for a few years now and it has shown me how awesome Betty is. I bet she'd have been one fun broad back then. They even have A Betty White Christmas for a couple weeks before Xmas in which every episode has her in it.

 

Can a worn out vagina be TIG welded?

 

Stick only

 

This thread reminds me of a stupid movie my brother rented when we were teens :"The World's Biggest Gangbang" where this pornstar setout to establish the world record for getting plowed by the most men. The movie was hosted by none other than Ron Jeremy. At one point, he was interviewing participants waiting in line to take their shot and after they just proceeded. So Ron spotted this black dude with a mega-schlong that had just dismounted and went to ask him this : "So, how was she ?" to which the BBC replied : "Man, she was tiiiight !". So Ron said "With you, they must all be tight !". Classic stuff I tell ya.

 

Who would have the most up to date training with TIG welding??

Paging Cortez to the courtesy phone...

 

Houston 500?

 

I think it was it's predecessor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_Biggest_Gang_Bang

 

Damn, all that work and didn't even get paid!

 

Kinda like reading this thread...

 

I'll take "What not to click on while at work for $1000 Alex"

 

It's Wikipedia, no dirty pictures there.

But she got plenty of money shots

 

Well...it sounds like she got f*cked

 

So, medical science says it's not about the miles on the chassis, but the year it was built? Is that what we are getting at?

 

Nope, you use Spray in RhinoLiner.

 

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I think it's more model than year.

 

And preventive maintenance, upkeep, crash repair and changing fluids often.

Not to mention front end wobbles