I'm going to f***ing strangle my daughters mother.

First world problems...........

 

Funny article:
On the face of it, “Why do so many angry women seem to have blue hair?” doesn’t seem like one of the most pressing issues of our time. Yet the more you think about it, and the more time you spend on the internet, the more you realise how much it matters.
If you’re young, were born with XX chromosomes, and want the world know you wield poison and you’re not afraid to use it, there’s no clearer or more immediate way to signal how dangerous you are than dipping your coconut into a vat of de rigueur Manic Panic.

Take one look at Twitter – or, worse, Tumblr – and you’ll see that, increasingly, the barmiest, angriest feminist cry-babies in the world are rallying together under the Blue Banner.

Now I’m not saying for one minute that every blue-haired woman is a man-hating, sociopathic bunny boiler, in the same way not all Twitter users with ‘I voted Corbyn’ across the bottom of their avis are not all sanctimonious, retrograde socialists who want to take the UK back to the warm beer/pork pie and sex-with-the-pet-whippet days of the 1960s. Some are no doubt perfectly well-adjusted and productive members of society.

But there are enough blue goons to make the case for the prosecution beyond reasonable doubt.

You’ll catch them at all high-profile anti-authoritarian events, because there’s no better way of rebelling against The System than looking exactly the same as everyone else.

From undergraduate Corbynettes and Sanders fans, through placard-wielding Free Palestine offendotrons to anti-austerity trust fund marchers whose own austerity measures don’t extend to denying themselves gold iPhones and limited edition Nike Air Max, the internet’s most special snowflakes find unity through Voodoo Blue.

They’re like rad-fem glow-worms: sending out little flares of despair that say: “Let’s join together through shared misery, contempt of straight-acting men, a preference of cake over cock and a slightly creepy dependence on cats.”

One must further ask: is this toxic slick of blue hair dye causing irreparable brain damage among those who seriously overindulge?

Early symptoms include an obsession with transgender pronouns, feminist conspiracy theories, rape culture, a belief that misogyny is everywhere if only you look hard enough… did I mention they’re obsessed with cats?

Breitbart(dot)com is source. Im sure if you search "Why do women dye their hair blue" You will find similar explanations.

 

No man I hear ya.....my oldest chopped off her beautiful long injun hair last year and it looks all jacked up now and shes frying it with all kinds of different dyes

 

Isn't strangling what you do to the chicks you dig ?

 

Brah?!

Man up and assert yourself!

You gone all soft living with a female?
Letting her run all over you?

Today, it's blue hair, and tomorrow? Next week? Next year?

Time to put your foot down. Time to draw a line in the sand. If you don't quench this flame it will likely get out of control and burn up the life of this little girl before she even gets out of mom's house.

I know you will do the right thing.

Make the beeb proud, we believe in you.

 

If the daughter did it willfully and it was her idea I don't see how you can be mad at mom. What do you expect her to do, tell her no ? Cause that always works out well...

This is from a dad who managed to raise 2 girls that are currently 24 and 26 and are not on the pole.

 

Cortz it is just a warm up. Be glad because this is going to show that you have the patience to get by this. As she gets older, I'll bet the shit will ramp up and you will be primed to avoid the slaughter.

 

She's 12 not 40, I think it'll be okay. Haha

 

Isn’t she referred to as you baby mama?

 

Wow, a teenage girl acting her age, what a calamity. You should call the police. Make sure to continue crying while on the phone with them ahahahahahahah

 

Dude having a 17 and 19 year old you got a long road ahead of you trust me..... Now just chill and make sure she keeps her grades up.... It's her hair not yours...

 

Thanks for bringing the breitFART dumbassery to the program.

 

My 15 year old has had a variety of different colors on her head, I think purple was the last one. It's no big deal.

<edit> I think it's like fingernails LOL

 

My sister-in-law...like, exactly! Sanders sticker still on her Ford Lemon that she drives to work at trader joes. She's allergic to corn.

 

Lol. I think it'll all be ok.

 

Give her a big hug... tell her how beautiful she is and how much you love her...
Be glad you have her to love man.

 

Yeah, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

I dont read it, was just first article that was found when doing the search I listed above. Wont get into political rants on here.

 

Better no one ask. Dudes slacking or scared.

They prolly end up dead.

I had a GF with pink hair . She’s a lawyer now.
If blue falls in the same spectrum, she’ll be ok.