The last one is actually a device used when changing diapers on baby boys so you don't get golden showered by your own son. I guess it could probably be used on Trump's cocktail weiner to prevent him from unleashing yet another plague on this poor world.
Smart people who know dumb people will buy them and never consider that a wet wipe or paper towel will do the job just as well
Mothers. Something happens during childbirth; it's almost like the last thing down the umbilical cord is part of mom's frontal lobe, which controls emotional expression, judgement, memory, and sexual behavior, among other things. Don't get me wrong, marriage/fatherhood is great and all, but if you are young and single RUN THE F@CK AWAY!!!!!!!!
That's a different model, but they sell the ones that look like condoms too. Believe me, mothers freak the eff out when they are preparing for child birth and will buy every goddamned useless thing they can see on Pinterest just to be ready. You'd think they're going to war. In a way, they kind of are...
All you have to do when little sir starts pissing with his diaper off is to redirect the stream towards his face. Let him laugh that off. A little training and he'll stop with the Old Faithful shit.