Cobra on the loose in ocala florida

That damned thing is gonna curl up on someone's engine block tonight for sure....

 

Well at least the streets are safer.....

 

Marion County, Florida is ground zero for Florida wackidooddle. It'll be safe when the people are gone.

 

Snakes can be fun and educational to keep, but poisonous ones aren't in that category. I've never understood why someone would want to keep a "pet" that can kill you or your family without even trying hard.

Show me a guy who keeps poisonous creatures around the house, and I'll show you a guy who never gets laid

 

*venomous

 

Yeah, that too. Laid much lately?

 

Meh, look up those videos on the tubes where house and street cats just shred cobras that try and strike at them- cat be like: "Bitch cakes please..."

 

Y'all leave Ocala Cobra alone!!

He's got his own FB page! He's doing fine! Survived the cold night, and is sightseeing today while taking selfies.

 

LOL!!! its got crazy!!!!

 

I expected nothing less...

Got the link?

 

where is Maxim Bady when you need him?

 

@OcalaCobra on the twitters. It's really not that funny though.

 

Come on, it's hissterical.

 

https://twitter.com/OcalaCobra

 

Believe he's on Instagram (sp) now too.

 

Look up @ocalacobra on FB.

 

Y'all turn every other kind of weird damn creatures loose down there, surely there must be some irresponsible mongoose owners letting their pets roam free.

 

Now THAT is using your coconut!

 

Let's hope that the owner doesn't find out the hard way that there is a difference in training between a house mongoose and a wild one.

 

Okay, the Ocala Cobra FB page is pretty damn funny.