I'm on crew at the ballet.

hheerrroooo Steeehhrrtooowwww

 

Oh holy damn that is funny

 

The boy does look Blasian. And he certainly wouldn't mind hammer toes.

Sounds like the ballet might be his thing.

 

What's YOUR move? Post on the BBS until they leave and go home and slap around mini carlton to internet porn, like usual.

 

I fear some folks with the ballet know you since you are a crew member, but if you are a totally unknown:
Announce your gift of a million or more to the ballet company.
Skip town once the show is over and they find out you race and therefore don't have a dime.

 

He doesn't race, may never have. I do know that he likes to stroll the paddock in Daytona in search of JRP though.

 

That's a poor strategy if you want to catch JRP. All he needs is to rent a big RV and to have a couple friends stand in front of JRP's rig talking about how cool it is Paris Hilton is at Daytona. Then he comes to you

 

Untuck it, even if it's just for today.

 

You're off the pic list.

 

No Fred Garvin........Male Prostitute!

 

Offer them some chai tea.

 

Best. Answer. Ever.

 

Adopt a Scottish accent and tell them "Just cause I like the ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof you know."

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0249462/quotes

 

"Wow, I am incredibly impressed with the physical nature of your ballet. If it were thought of as a sport, millions more would be into it - you are all so strong, tough, and agile! The mental concentration must be through the roof too. Is the "high" of a great performance what drives you to train and perform nightly? When you find time, what do you do to relax? I'd love to buy you a cup of coffee and hear about it."

 

If they've been doing ballet for awhile, ask to see their feet.


I bet you don't get a boner for a few days after seeing them.

 

Like Mike Tyson's knuckles.

 

Is it like a moose knuckle thats been threw a meat grinder?

 

Pics or you are lying