The Book of WERANESE

Xaus'd

 

Not sure but I'll never forget RCJohn telling us how much he enjoyed Sundays as a kid because, after church, him and his brother got to throw poop at each other.

 

Big fingers little phone thanks for fixing

 

Has "bag o' dicks" come up yet?

 

Why, did you lose one?

 

Push start, not pull start.

 

Uchios

Pedrobot

Aftermarket Erryythang

 

One of my personal favorite quotes. "I loaded a Xaus screensaver. It crashed"

 

Tom Sux!

and DaveK will always be a newb here.

 

Ftfy

 

Such as:

BowlingBallTista

The Dairy Queen

 

Clarenced: to be locked in your trailer

 

Yeap, I was second wave around here.

ZXRRRRRRarg. . .

 

Or to have your shit tampered with/sabotaged.

 

One of my favorites.

 

Help - the act of doing something that is intended to make something better and easier, only to find out that it does the exact opposite

 

Come on, man. He said cow pies. You're making it sound like they were flinging their own shit.

 

That's what I thought...I was like uhhh..ok then. Whatever floats your boat..cow pies makes it a bit better, not by much though.

 

tree-fiddy....the price for, well, just about everything

 

It's not really a saying, but I remember Broome - years ago - describing the smell of Luanda... Something about a bag of pissed-on assholes, stored for a long time in a hot car trunk. Made me cry I laughed so hard!

Edit, found it: "It is like somebody took a damn bag full of assholes and pissed all over it, then put it in trunk of a car in the summer time for a month, then pulled the bag full of old, pissy, hot assholes and poured it all over them." - Broome