the other night...

...I had a date and we ended up making out on the couch. What are most peoples thoughts about during this type of activity? For some reason I was thinking about getting a cutdown flywheel, lightened cam sprockets and megacycle cams....it all must have been because I had to drive the race van over to her house

 

Congratulations!!!! Your gay...

 

Making out on the couch. Let's see now... I would be thinking. Man, wonder if she noticed I had a bad case of the big pants.

 

or dan is going to start a thread asking what he should do when he see you making out on the porch

I was thinking about a penske triple adjust last night....

 

Whassamattawichu? You gotta fantasize in order to "perform"?
(This is really Dan, isn't it?)

 

same as yours,got to get it up somehow

 

Did you have any cans of race fuel in the van? That might explain your crazy thoughts while tickling her tonsils with your tongue.

That's a funny story, thanks for sharing FAG!

 

my guess is one of two things.....
1. she was a double bagger and ya were doing what ya could to keep from vomiting on her.
2. She was uberhot and you were trying not to hump her leg like a dog in heat with your good ole tent pants

 

I would have to agree with this statement. Even if she was a double bagger, like 522 stated, if you had your tongue down her throat, you should have been thinking how to get something else down her throat.

 

BUUUUWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Good one stimy Sorry Kyth, he got cha on that one.

 

I thought that only happened to married folks?

 

...I didn't think I was gay

huh, learn something new every day, I guess

 

Well I'm (was) usually thinking, where would be the best place to start knawing my arm off I pass out and wake up next to her (before I was married of course).

 

nah....he's not gay...he's married!

 

Maybe his wife is just a beard?

 

So was David Guest, Rock Hudson, and that homo that married Martha Raye.

 

I dunno, sometimes when kicking it doggy style I often wonder about body-positioning and counter-steering......And don't get me started on the high-mount....

 

Damn kith i thought you were straight. I guess not !!!!

 

Next time slap some expert numbers and plate on her head ,might help?

 

Hey ya'll, I tried it again tonight... I thought about racing at Roebling Road and it worked! thanks, Dr. Ruth ain't got nothing on you guys