Don't bother with Road Atlanta

I'm packing/getting ready to head down for the Road Atlanta round, and those of you that are thinking of racing in the Novice ESS class, probably shouldn't show up.

As usual, I'm planning on whipping everyone's ass. I say that with a high level of certainty. After doing a little recon I've found that my competition ranges from a some kids whose parents can't take a loss, and some guy with a facebook page for his dog. I can't make this stuff up.

Seriously, save your kids and your Facebook dog the humiliation, and just don't bother.

Sincerely,
Mr 300

 

Metalhead has another account?

 

There are some cheatin' ass cheaters up in that thread.

 

lol

 

Don't you realize the hot setup for ESS is a 300 destroked to a 250? That way, you get the road holding weight and bold new graphics of the 300 with the legality and (almost) manageable power of a 250. And win or lose, you get all that sweet protest money! Sorry to foil your plans Mr. 300...

 

Did you all miss the part where a racer set up a facebook for his dog? https://www.facebook.com/goose.eberhart?fref=ts

Am I the only one disturbed by this?

 

No, but when I tried to look at it Facebook denied me access as a non-cult member

 

a lot of dogs have facetubes

 

I like this.

 

Requesting white plates for this weekend is the only way you can redeem yourself.

 

What a fine way to open up a shit talking thread. 9.7

 

Why did you subtract .3? That deserved a perfect score.

 

How do you know 9 isn't a perfect score, and he got extra credit???

 

dude came out swinging!
I cant even race a 250 and I am a bit intimidated by him now.

 

Because you're a dick and that wouldn't be like you.

 

Fine. He received a less than perfect score because a) there were no hot bitches posted, and b) he made no mention of said hot bitches (or others) being brought to the track.

Fuggit. 9.6

 

There may be some truth to that...

 

And he apparently hatched this plot a year ago. He still has only 11 posts in a year.

 

Why thank you.

 

I had't thought of that. No picture of the hot ass wimmenz that will be throwing themselves at him after he crushes his 250 competition = instant fail. Score should be -9.7.