"Official" Craigslist failure thread

RaptorKat!

http://springfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4444614889.html

Going OTR trucking, gotta get rid of some things. Not a Can-am, this is the result of when the front end of a Yamaha Raptor 660 is mated with a Suzuki Katana 750. Been riding this trike for a year and a half. RaptorKat doesn't handle as good on two-lane highway as with 2 wheels, it rides nice on divided highways like US60 and 65, and is a total blast on gravel/dirt roads. The trike is a definite head-turner, and lots of people are always asking me about it... and it ain't even got the finishing touches on it. Front shocks were custom built by Works Performance, has a Wolo BigBad Max horn, Heated Grips, Handguards, Parking Brake, Fully adjustable suspension. No tire kickers please. RaptorKat needs a good home. $4500 obo

 

pimp bike

http://palmsprings.craigslist.org/mcy/4489182166.html

 

Hunting for house shares on CL can be ... interesting.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/rnr/4495302913.html

-jim

 

damn, talk about keeping it real.

 

Well shit...sounds like a good time. Would be happy to pay double the money if they are willing to fight and slap each other around in the living room for my entertainment.

 

:up:

 

Ya think....




















But...she is open to having a new roomie who embraces alternative lifestyles..

 

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/4434644394.html

 

" 2006 GSXR 1000 custom 500 horse power"

I think someone used a dyno that's calibrated in Shetland ponies.

 

Looks like a turbo on it. What's a shit ton of boost and a 100 shot of nitrous capable of on a gsxr1k? I'd imagine at least 350?

 

For a mere $50k it can be yours!

 

I'd give him 50 bucks to take the pics down and park that turd in a dark corner of his garage to never be seen again.

 

I second that! :up:

 

How much would you pay him to ghost ride it into Biscayne Bay?

 

ohh yea... $ 4000 paint job

http://charleston.craigslist.org/mpo/4449070820.html

 

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4467392497.html

i got a good looking 250 ninja it ran good last summer
i let it sit outside in the winter and did not drain the gas out of the tank or the carburetor
so i had a buddy clean the tank and the carburetors out
he did and he wint to jail so i weint and pick the bike up
he still had the carbs off the bike so i put them back on and try to start it
it would not start he has something hook up backwards because when you prees the front brake lever it try to start i lost my job and dot have the fonz to put in it i want $1200.obo or do some trading cars trucks our big screen TVs
like i sed it ran great last summer text is the best way to reach me at show contact info will do some training on cars trucks
send me pictures of what you got to trade for

 

Flatbiller

 

What can you do with someone who does that to a bike?












Point and laugh.

 

$1200 for a 22-year-old Kaw 250 that doesn't run and has been mangled by a couple of unemployable hammer mechanics?






Sounds about right.

 

This is for a race bike for sale in the local area. I want to go see it.
http://onslow.craigslist.org/mob/4505235223.html
Lol