It's time to denounce Florida

I think we should all come together and vote to kick Florida out of the United States. It's a stupid state. It's the Southeastern furthest tip of our country, yet it gets no snow, or sleet, or freezing rain. It doesn't make sense.

Plus, the people are stupid. Namely Bitchcakes.


The end.

 

Dick.

 

It's Flar-duh.

 

Sounds like SC!!!

 

Sometimes it gets rough trying to decide between riding along the coast or diving, just saying.

 

I suppose next you will wanna call S.Carolina "The Peach State"?

 

Richie is just sick of every south carolina team getting their ass beat by every florida team.

Charleston sucks.

 

Metalhead, don't forget that it looks like a penis.

 

C O
U G
A R S!

The mighty cougars rock! No place better to gradumatate from!

 

at least you didn't use "that is all".

Gawd that's so worn out.

 

Yep

 

Eff you Lead Noggin. I hope Shaneekwa love taps you with the rake. Again.

 

Easy big fella. It ain't so bad, well then again.... I left the great white north many moons ago. You can have the snow, the sleet, and especially the cold.

 

Isn't that the home of Fisher Price voting machines ?

 

One good reason for living in FLA? I can get up the morning of the Daytona 200 and see if I feel like heading over to watch the race....

If not head to the beach.....

 

My first decision today….do I scrape the ice from my windshield or start the engine 45 minutes early and let the defrosters do it:down:

 

Yep, it sucks. Avoid it at all cost.

 

Agreed. Danger... don't come to Florida.


(The Bugs Bunny GIF is hilarious BTW.)

 

Shouldn't you be in the forest picking on the hippies?