Guns, dating, and daughters

Its a fine line I guess. On one hand I trust my daughters and don't want to interfere with their social lives in a bad way, but on the other hand I want the entire school to know that I will maim any kid who abuses my daughters.

 

I really hope you have daughters or granddaughters.

 

Now that's a good plan! "Hi! Come on in, son. Have a seat. No, no, on the sofa with me."

 

You and me both.

I understand how rewarding it is for most parents to have children. I know there are amazing things never get to experience. But, when it's hell, it's really hell. There are parents I wouldn't trade places with if it got me my health back.

Can you imagine how many of those guys in here are terrified every time they browse youporn? I mean, statistically, there has to be people who have come across their daughters.

 

My favorite story....thank you!

 

i dont have a jersey douche haircut! wtf lol i have a normal ass boring cut

 

oooooooh that's completely fucked up....true....but fucked up non the same.

 

Yeah, that is messed up. The worst part about being the father of a daughter, is I've been a 15 year old boy. FML.

 

i dated a woman whose (spoiled and exceedingly well taken care of) 19 year old, without a job but still living at home, daughter started getting flown to various parts of the country for weekends. i had to explain what was going on...

 

Boccarp wins.:up:

My idiot brother-in-law challenged my niece's new boyfriend to arm-wrestle. Kid just won the state wrestling championship, btw. Anyway, kid crushed him, and told my niece later that he held back 'cause he didn't want to hurt her dad.
Future intimidation is off the table, I think.

 

That is exactly the road I took with my daughter. I agreed with her that I didn't know what it was like to be a teenage girl. But I knew very well what it was like to be a teenage boy.
It was funny watching her think that through and the lights go on.

 

Hooker or Dancer or Porn Star.

Was this in MI?


Separately, I dated a Danish girl for 2 years. She told me her "Dad Intimidation" story. Date showed up, and he was in the kitchen, cutting up sausages with a big meat cleaver for dinner. Some simple questions about where they were going, and when they were coming back and that he would prefer that she be home by 11pm & on-time.

Needless to say, the cleaver going through the sausage with a "WHACK" had her home by about 10:45...

 

she was an "escort" for the wealthy men that were flying her around and paying her stipend.

 

I keep telling my 2, boys are bad, stay away from them.

 

No, wasn't that. Ask D next time you see her at the track.

 

If I had a daughter, I would very much want her to be a lesbian. To a father, the dick has got to be the scariest thing.

 

This.

 

My daughter will be 5 in a couple of months and I've been doing the best I can to make sure she grows into a self secure and self respecting woman so i don't have to worry about her growing up to be one of the types of girls I "dated" as a teen.

We do "daddy/ daughter date nights" where I take her out to dinner and a movie. I'll open her car door and pull her chair out at dinner, listen to her stories of fairies and princesses with great interest and do the best I can to show her what a gentleman is. She loves it and it has strengthened our relationship for sure.

I also do the daddy duties of teaching her all the sports stuff; I taught her how to ride her bike without training wheels, I was her soccer coach, I take her out to the park and teach her how to do the monkey bars, etc.

I also treat her mother with great respect and do my best to set an example of how a man should love his wife.

She's already riding her own dirt bike and I plan on teaching her how to camp and be self sufficient as she gets old enough to understand it all.

My hope and prayer is that by being a good and loving father she will be a strong, self confident woman that will make good life decisions. I'm not going to be the dad that put his gun on the table and tries to intimidate her date. I will expect the young man to confidently greet me with a firm handshake while looking me in the eye and I will let him know how precious my little girl is to me and that I expect him to treat her with respect. In the end I know she will make her own decisions but I want to know I did all I could to teach her how to make the best decisions.

 

If I had a daughter I would just tell the guy in my best twang voice that, there aint nothin he can do that I aint already done to her and then slap him on the ass and tell him to go get daddy another beer sweetcheeks!










God please dont let me have a daughter!

 

Although I agree, it can't be helped. Last year at a restaurant there was a family with a couple of young boys seated behind us. My daughter (2-3 at the time) turns around, watches them for a minute, turns back to us with an impish smile and says in a low tone, "boys".
Great...:wow: