Mens razors and bar soap

A lighter and a $50 bill would be creative and have the same effect.

 

What's a razor???

 

The best razor on the market that I have found is the gillette proglide. I buy the 16pack of cartridges at sams for 45 $ and they last me all year. Thats waaaay less than that 9 dollar shave club deal.

 

Aww now see, that is just fucked up.


But well played.


In my defense, this crash was mechanically induced and prior to this one, I haven't had a crash in like 2-3 years. So

 

Some goofy-ass skateboard scooter thing people bought out of the Sharper Image catalog on their flight to Poughkeepsie. F'd if I know why.

 

For options on shaving soaps and such http://www.classicshaving.com

 

I only say I can make soap as an excuse to keep lye in the house. If Darren gets too out of line, I will need to hide the evidence.

 

Effin great, lol.

 

This is what I use.

http://www.fendrihan.com/merkur-classic-1904-doubleedge-safety-razor-p-78.html?cPath=116_117_8

I plan on getting a straight razor sometime though. And I love Bay Rum soap.

 

Please come take the 200+ lbs of NaOH still in my garage.

 

Oh my God. Who needs that much soap?

 

Well, if the rest of Darren looks anything like the picture you posted…

 

I was going to get you one with no expiration date....it would still be good in 2-3 years or so!

 

ranchers keep about a 1000lbs of lye at all times.

to make soap.

 

See, no one needs the $11,000 in essential, fragrance, and fatty oils she'd had in storage for the last 8 years either, and which now bury my racebike in the garage.

I've told her: Garage sale by 1 April Or Else.

 

Holy hell. Was she trying to start a business?

 

She says she was. I think she had no business trying to be in business. Sarah, it's a really sore point in my marriage - my wife has no financial sense or sense of money at all. She repeatedly does stupid shit while meaning well. She's just overspent the $1000 budget I gave her to take my eldest to visit Penn and Brown on her spring break by $2400. That is, she spent $3400 to do this. In one week.

The list goes on... but the goddamned SOAP is still a thorn in my side. If she ever mixes lye and fat again, I am filing for divorce. I really don't think she believes me.

 

at one point in time i used the same gilette razer for 18 months before i got a replacement for christmas. only time ive ever seen a razer blade have nicks in it

 

Probably the same as Baltimore, but near Graceland in Memphis, Wal Mart has erry-thang locked up.

 

Mongo.

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