If there wasn't this lingering suspicion of you being a French white dude, there's a joke in there somewhere.
Hey, the best! congratulations!!! go buy a little T ball glove and ball, a little football, a little basketball, and a little low hoop, and put them out in the garage to await a little growth, and look at them every day. That will help you figure it out in the first 24 months, especially the first 8 months when things are a little slow for a new first time dad...
Congrats.:up: I miss My children being babies. Both My kids were all pink and pudgy and googly and stuff. Now They're just gross.