Honestly...how stupid can ya be..Darwin loses

Darwin Fails!!!

Keaneu Reeves Voice:

Your car is accelerating out of control and you have no brakes, no emergency brakes, nothing...what do you do....WHAT DO YOU DO!??!?!?!

 

Shifting into neutral would have been a bit better then jumping out.

 

How about turn the ignition off ??

 

Headlines should have been;
Natural selection adverted due to extreme inane ability.

 

So where did the car end up after she jumped?

 

shoot the hostage:up:

 

STUPID is as STUPID does

I think this one has you beat!

Edited to say this is gross as hell and no one should look at it - Mongo

 

Drinking that Carolina moonshine?

Do they cover this possibilty in drivers ed?

She'd make a great motorcycle gear tester.

 

How does a so called reporter interview her and not ask a simple question as "Did you try to turn the ignition off or put it in neutral?"

 

That's a whole lot of stupid right there.

He should have continued looking for skyhooks and a PRC-E7.

 

Smells like insurance fraud to me...

 

Skee...you were just waiting to post this somewhere, weren't you?

 

she should have her license suspended indefinitely!!!