I just joined Oprah.com!

I did. I wanna get some tickets and take the wife to Chicago for a few days. Anyone ever gone to the show?

 

Turn it in. Now.

 

Nope but I went to a couple of Black Flag shows.

 

turn in the man card! You`ll want to go see Ellen next.

 

You know how I know you're gay?

 

Would have had less flames asking how to get out of a ticket for bustin' a wheelie in a school zone, drunk!

What were you thinking?

 

ehh, kittens, all of 'em.

 

Dude, you're lucky I forgot my keys to the BBS at the office or you'd be renamed P-hag.

 

One too many wine coolers before you left for the day?

 

You have my deepest sympathies.

 

Huh! I pegged him as a Boones Farm kinda fella.

 

Turn in the man card hell. Just cut your pecker off and turn it in.

 

The oprah show in Chicago in the middle of winter. Does it get any better than that?

 

Oprah who?

 

As a close personal friend, I'm saddened to hear this disturbing news. If there is anything that I can do to assist you in your time of need, please let me know.

Also, I will be rethinking the whole get a dirtbike and head out into the woods with old eddieboy.

I will be by sometime this week to personally pick up said Man Card....










PS. Let me know if you get extra tickets. The wife and I may join you. I needs me some free Oprah giveaway junk.

 

Didn't she retire and why am I admitting that I know that little fact??

 

WTF is wrong with you people??:wow:

 

I'm guessing that by just coming out and announcing this right outta the gate, you thought it might buy you a small grace period, but no. No sale.

Man card surrender within 24 hours please.