Just How Naughty Are You?

950.50 if you dont add the .50 your are a lier.

 

+1 on the .50 (Your Avatar makes your post really funny!)

 

Why don't they have “Had sex with a Communist”?

That should be at least $200.00

 

Sex with a Lesbian Communist: $350

Done that. Didn't cure her of either.

 

Sex with a Vegansexual $500.00!

 

You were incompetent.

 

810.50

 

In my defence, I may have been high, drunk & trippin at the time.

$975.50

 

875.50, that really added up............

wish i had this list years ago, would have given me some direction

 

ROTFLMAO

 

Compared to whatever “amount” of naughtiness you posted, what's acceptable for

Your wife?
Your daughter?
Your president?
Your preacher?
Your babysitter?

 

Over $1000 but I am not saying how much past $1000. Oh brother I am going to hell.

I think I have higher scores in one month than most people have posted in the lifetime. I need to slow down.

 

Need a few more:

Ever had bad sex, but went back for more anyway cause you could? $23.00
Pee in the shower? $.04
Cheated on a test? $40
Jerked off on in a public place? $30
Jerked off on in your car while on a road trip and other people were asleep while you were driving? $30
parked in a handicap spot? $60

 

Damn guy....reading this list makes me feel much better about myself (with the exception of that additional $0.04 to my total)

 

It is delusional to think higher $$ fine is a proud accompishment to disclose here. :tut:

 

$720.50 I know I'm in good company because my score's not higher than everybody's. Last time I did this we emailed it around at work... I scored about $200 give or take higher than everyone else... lol

 

It is delusional to think anything you say should not be filtered by the ignore list. I'll fix that right now.

 

glad i could help.

that first list seemed incomplete to me, so i stepped in to help. :up:

 

Damn, gotta get the calculator back out now.