The Kitchen

Oh sweetie, are you trying to get your street cred back by trashing cooking appliances? That is just adorable!

Of course it does.

For the omelete chef in the house: Separate the yolks and egg white. Whisk whites for one minute until they appear cloudy. Fold in yolks for a fluffier omelete.

You can let me know when my new mixer arrives next week, Mr. "James and I just bought a trailer."

It takes up WAY less space than, say, a track bike.

Watch the apostrophe there, sweetheart.

 

Dayum. What more can be said?

 

Prove it. I'll roll my bike out to the driveway and you drag every superfluous cooking item out there and we'll see. I think I've got ya beat. :up:

 

Kablaaaaam. With the extra aaaaa.

 

Susan - just stop cooking for Joe for a week and I think he might retract that "superfluous cooking item" statement.

 

I'm not falling for THAT one.
After I get it all out to the driveway, you'll throw out a Yard Sale sign and I'll be screwed. I'm no fool.

 

This is just hard to watch, I keep waiting for Ashton to come running around the corner yelling "you've been punked!"

 

Oh, this is too good. Susan, I heart you.

 

Crap.

 

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

Aww, shucks, Racergirl.

This BBS thing is neat-o.

 

Did we ever figure out who is gonna come over and babysit? You could even start tonight.

 

Where are Kerri and Kaitlyn goin' tonight?

 

PC, you have been pretty witty recently.



Which is good because you lost your youth and good looks many moons ago.

 

Youth is not lost, it is misspent.

 

You old farts wanna come over and babysit?

 

You wanna pay for gas?

 

I got gas. You think I am gonna pay you to come over and fart on my baby? I can do that on my own.

 

Just so I'm clear - what age do you consider to be OLD? (tread carefully)


P.S. I'm not offering to babysit.