Okay, this one's kinda stupid, but I thought it was funny anyway: Papa's so white, Barry changed his last name to "Schwartz" to avoid the association.
Oh yeah. http://www.hponline.com/ These guys are all right. A few racers work in the South St. Paul location.
Papa's the white version of a black hole, in fact his gravitational pull on white stuff is so strong, it makes Chuck Norris blush.
I was filling out some forms for work and there was a place for me to check my ethnicity. The choices: Hispanic African-American Asian-American Papasian
For those of you who may be new around here, we pick on Papa because he is so damn white. Here's a pic.