Ruben Xaus crash count

Discussion in 'General' started by Steeltoe, May 8, 2010.

  1. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Gotta admit that was epic bike gymnastics in Race 1 this weekend. He hasn't lost his flair
     
  2. banzai132

    banzai132 Oh shit! not again!

    How does he still have a sponsored ride? When he doesn't crash, he finishes 11th or something.
     
  3. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    It was a thing of beauty. Just when you think he couldn't possibly come up with new stuff, he does something like that.
     
  4. 418

    418 Expert #59

    I couldn't believe he didn't get nailed. Scary shit, way of life for Xaus I guess.
     
  5. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    It looked like his own bike hit him in midair after ejecting him. I wouldn't say he didn't get nailed. :D
     
  6. 418

    418 Expert #59

    Gotta point there. :D

    He looked well winded, if not in massive pain.
     
  7. lee955i

    lee955i The Traveling Gnome

    But evidently OK to Xaus another day:crackup::D
    Cheers, Lee S.
     
  8. BC

    BC Well-Known Member

    He should really consider joining the PBR, where sponsors appreciate a rider who gets flicked off like a booger, ran over, and slammed to the ground and keeps coming back for more.

    I can see it now............"Comin' up on Domesday, is Ruben Xaus
    This ol' boy can wreck an arena floor better than a retart on a backhoe."

    "I know it but, thank God we have somebody to test the safety gear."
     
  9. wac

    wac Well-Known Member

    He is testing (secretly) race gear.
     
  10. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Race gear doesn't need to be crash tested. Didn't you learn that here this week? :D
     
  11. Castris

    Castris Well-Known Member

  12. H8R

    H8R Bansgivings in process

    Man that crash at Brno today looked like it hurt a shitload.
     
  13. Gorilla

    Gorilla Let me push on that bitch

    Ruben is the reason I wear Arlen Ness :D
     
  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

  15. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    I would love to see a Xaus highlight reel. Maybe with a crash cost ticker at the bottom of the screen.
     
  16. 418

    418 Expert #59

  17. GixxerJohn011

    GixxerJohn011 Well-Known Member

    No dice on the highlight reel but I did find a cost ticker here http://www.usdebtclock.org/ , although I'm not sure why the gubment is so concerned.
     
  18. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

  19. Dragginass

    Dragginass Well-Known Member

    Daytona 2024. X 2.
     
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  20. CRA_Fizzer

    CRA_Fizzer Honking at putter!

    And the corner workers dropped it on the other side.
     
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