Big snake got grandma

https://www.foxnews.com/world/missing-indonesian-grandmother-eaten-alive-22-foot-python

 

Snake skin boots for all members of the family!

 

Saw that earlier today.
Just.....wow!

 

That would be one nasty way to go.

 

Nah, she was dead before the snake ate her.

 

True, but I'm pretty sure getting bitten and subsequently suffocated (crushed) by a 22' python would be rather unpleasant.

 

Hopefully she had a heart attack when she saw the 22 footer and died quickly.

 

“Grandma got digested by a python
Out collecting rubber from a tree”

Too soon?

 

In a strange way, the snake got its revenge. I mean, it was murdered on suspicion only. It could've been a deer in there. Probably died thinking "no regrets, motherfuckers!"

 

So do they strangle people first? Or are the people still alive and kicking as they are being swallowed?

And how does that happen? How do you miss a 22’ fucking snake?

I can imagine accidentally stepping on a little snake. But you could have seen that bastard from a helicopter.

 

I'll take the snake over cancer or ALS or Alzheimers or a bunch of other more common ways to check out.

 

The animal has lost consciousness by the time the swallowing begins. It gets closer to death with every breath thanks, as the snake tightens the squeeze with each exhalation. They typically wait until they can no longer feel a heartbeat before they start eating.

They can ambush someone walking by. They can wrap themselves around someone extremely fast. They can sneak up on someone taking a nap.

If we are going to ask real questions, how do people get hit by trains? (Other than being pushed at a train station)

 

Perhaps not only by trains, but walking with headphones is a good way, ...allegedly.

 

https://apnews.com/article/snakes-f...-environment-2b7d0b3ee0d4145fea92db9554957655

 

An infant was strangled to death by the family snake in Florida a few years ago, while it was in the crib. Dad didn't want to get rid of the snake after the attack

 

Proper parenting 101:

Be sure to share this news story with your children so they know not to piss off their new scaly friend.

 

Hey, Jon Voight survived being eaten alive in that historical document Anaconda

 

The Python Hunter utube channel guy has a bunch of videos catching them. One bit him and he bled like a stuck pig, he said it was a defensive bite not a bite to hold on and wrap. Turned out to be a new record length for Fla. 17' 7" I think. If she'd held on and started to wrap he'd have been fucked, he was alone.

 

Would I have small dick energy if I was apprehensive about enlarging the attached photos? Asking for a friend . . .

 

I've had trouble remembering names my entire life and it seems to be getting a little worse. I wonder at what point in Alzheimer's do you realize you are bad and don't remember anything? I would agree with you, if I can't recognize/remember my wife or children, and I could legally have a way to set it up, I would pay for that up front, right now.

Cancer, I think I could probably take my own life if it was bad enough,? Just wish there was a setup for people to be legally put down like we do for our animals.