A beard? In Florida? I don't know how all these overgrown garden gnome looking MFers down here do it. 2 days and i'm an itchy mess. Still, thanks to time, if I do grow it in I look like a miniature Sean Connery from Red October. In fact, one year i'm gonna grow it and go as "Micro" Ramius for Halloween.
beards are for flannel wearing, IPA quaffing Hipster d-bags. Now a sweet ass moustache, thats the way to go.
Is there anything more shocking on the planet than when a canned beverage plucks one of your mustache hairs? The first time it happened to me literally brought me to tears. I used to grow a full beard pretty quick but just like my head my face is now going bald and all I can grow is a goatee without looking like I have mange.
I'm an Idris Elba in Luther currently. No way could I tolerate a Common the rapper. I don't own a comb or a brush and I plan to keep it that way. Been a long time since I rocked one and my rosey cheeks were warm this 33 degree morning.
Only a small percentage of dudes have the facial hair required to grow a decent beard. Everyone else looks like they're walking around with a face bush of pubic hair. Give it up.
35 years old but if I clean shave I look REALLLL young.. So I usually keep it 1/8 to 1/4".. I can get away with trimming once a week. My father on the other hand had a full beard damn near up to his eyeballs when he was a junior in high school. He grows more facial hair in a day than I do in a week. However, he was aggressively balding by the time he was 30. I on the other hand show no signs and have a full head. lol I think I came out pretty alright. Genetics are fuckin weird.
In my world, having a beard is something completely different. For a sec, I thought that was what you were talking about.
I've been waiting for you since this thread started to post a picture of a gorgeous woman. You missed a great opportunity to win this.
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I have considerably more hair on my ass than I do my face. But when I don’t shave for a week my face is all itchy and it drives me nuts. I never shave my ass. But my ass always feels good.