how embarrassing...

Butt vaginas, the both of ya - I hauled a Peavey 2x12 5150 combo amp home on a GSX-R1000 while pulling wheelies and influencing people.

Also, stuffed a dead deer in the back of Q7 with its head propped up so it could stare at cars behind.

The point is, most people don’t haul air around most of the time when driving a pickup truck, especially, it seems, if it’s been lifted.

 

City boys and their city toys.......Us country men know what a real truck is AND how to use it.

 

Lots of dick measuring going on in here.

Small dicks that is.

 

I may not touch bottom, but I can sure scrape the sides. And my ass moves like a sewing machine.

 

Admitting to driving one of these is hardly dick measuring…….it’s full on admittance to being a butt-vagina

 

CBR900RR, RZ350 and an MZ Skorpion shoehorned into a 6.5' bed of a Titan. Plus all my gear. I really didn't need tie-downs it was all so wedged in there

 

^^ Photoshop

 

An eighth inch here and and an eighth inch there, pretty soon you’re talking near-adequacy.

 

American ingenuity

 

You’d like this guy:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Soucheray

One of his signature lines is “practicing space management”.

 

Oh yeah…….well how many females did you have in the cab???? I had 2…...Beat that!!!

 

Every now and again, I have designs to acquire one of these. Way better than a Dodge Rampage. But(t) even with 200k on the clock, people still want too much for me to munch on that carpet.

 

I didn't pay near that kind of money for my F150 supercrew, and the bigger cab is more useful to me than the Supercab that I don't like, so that means going up to an F250 to get the Supercrew with an 8 ft bed. I'm not buying a $75- 80,000 pickup with a 176 effing inch wheelbase to drive every day.

 

Yeah I’ve thought about one from time to time. Mine was around 350k miles when I finally let it go last year. It ran great but after several accidents and dents/krinkles etc I was over it.

 

Can't beat that! (don't know if I want to).

 

with a Japanese truck!!

Please dont squat to pee!!

 

If your vehicle determines your manhood, you've already lost.

 

24/8 sounds way better than 3"!

 

Subaru people...lol

 

Would 4 in the plastic lined 6' bed of my 1999 Dakota at a Country 500 festival count?