If the turlet looks nasty, I stand. Definitely. I do what's easiest. Sitting is easier than standing, but standing is easier than squatting
I take a lot of diuretics so peeing is a big part of my day. I spend more time with my dick in my hand these days than I did when I was 13.
there used to be a product called the "whizzy" for ladies to stand while they pee. Now its a synthetic urine bladder women can wear for drug tests. An older riding friend used an external catheter he would employ on longer rides... til the sheath part failed...lol Poor fella.
Somewhat related question - have any of you installed urinals in your master bathroom? Currently have a shell down to the studs and have always wanted one because I'd never sit to pee (I have a penis) and I hate touching a toilet seat. Anybody? Pros/cons/things to consider?
I was so drunk after playing in the annual day after Thanksgiving golf tourney with my cousins/uncles that I tried to fart in the shower, shit myself a bit, and then said "fuck it" and just shat all over the shower. The wife was not thrilled.