Now I know that the K in DaveK stands for “kreis” - which is German for “round,” not “Klan” like I always thought it meant.
Fuck your birthday wishes ‘cause I got a cupcake and you bitches didn’t! but hey, thanks and this wasn’t about my bd. It was about my girls bringing me a cupcake.
dude don't eat it!! I made and licked the icingin all seriousness that's awesome and congrats brother! kids are the best and enjoy your old fart day....
Wait, it’s your bday? Happy bday you wittle people McNugget! wanna go get a happy meal and play in Ronald’s play place?