I got!

I got a cupcake and you didn’t, Bitches!

 

Oh yes you did...

 

That's the german flag, innit?...

 

Happy birthday

 

Two bitches, one cup?

 

Your mother took you to her strip club for take your daughter to work day?

 

My mom is dead.

 

There's a story about cupcakes and lip tattoos somewhere around here...

 

And coffee tables and circumcisions.

 

Happy Birthday

 

Sorry man!

 

Now I know that the K in DaveK stands for “kreis” - which is German for “round,” not “Klan” like I always thought it meant.

 

yeah well I got the OG cupcake

 

I got you a can of pringles as a gift...


some assembly required

 

Hey Dave.. Suck my snowcone.

And happy berfday!

 

Fuck your birthday wishes ‘cause I got a cupcake and you bitches didn’t!

but hey, thanks and this wasn’t about my bd. It was about my girls bringing me a cupcake.

 

dude don't eat it!! I made and licked the icingin all seriousness that's awesome and congrats brother! kids are the best and enjoy your old fart day....

 

You better run bitch. They’re coming for your AMEX

 

Wait, it’s your bday? Happy bday you wittle people McNugget! wanna go get a happy meal and play in Ronald’s play place?

 

Yeah, I want to get the pink eyes, screw you cortez!