Who can be the biggest idiot

I'm somehow strangely attracted to this way of life... I took a break from being an idiot today and ordered one of these. Caveat: ordered while drinking California wine. That's gotta drop my IQ by 50 pts hahaha

 

That picture is definitely California.

 

Does it come with the two twinks or will you supply your own?

 

I was just going to say the same... you orders two dudes that can’t take their eyes off each other and two beards looking for help? Seems like picking up chicks could be done without the ghey dude hassle...

 

Wait... and what way of life at you attracted to?!? Is this a closet call? Hey @beac83 @motion is ready to switch teams for good it seems... help a brother out... be easy on him, or dont, whatever the protocol is will be fine I’m sure.

 

are you going to fill it with some white zin??

 

F*&ck you homophobes

 

Nobody is scared of you homo!

We’re just supportive of your “lifestyle choices” and will stop using this just in case you get the wrong idea

 

i bought one of these for the race paddock at the tt a few years ago and it was the best £400 i've ever spent in my life, jussayin

 

I hear that 2 are better. Cmon man you only live once.

 

Where all them legs go?

 

That picture has a whiff of photosmop to it....

 

Do you feel you have that many to spare?

 

I can piss more water than that toy holds.

 

I will never understand soaking in heated jizz water.

 

Just don't make eye contact. Errthing will be OK.

 

Ha... I bought one last year. Actually pretty nice until it threw an error code and stopped working. I hope you didn't pay the $4-600 I've seen them at... got our at end of summer for just over $200.
And I can assure you that with more than 2 people in there someone's wiener will be in someone (this could be a selling point)

 

Is that a blowup hot tub?

 

Damn...no one can put one over on you for sure.