Who has a chopper? Britt still here? I want a chopper.

I've always kinda wanted a chopper. I've always loved obnoxious loud rattling low slung choppers.

I like em with narrow front and wide rear (not American chopper 200 rear I don't like that).

I like em where the front and rear are the same size too.

I like em painted up but all black is the way.

No wagon wheels. I hate that shit.

I like bobbers too. But choppers? Man I think it's time I scratched that itch.

I'll watch Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man just for that chopper the ugly guy rides. That bike is bad AF.

Show me some choppers.

 

I was prepared for this.

 

Gawd you’re so f@ckin’ white.

 

Lol what's white about a chopper? You know a brotha built the bikes for Easy Rider right?

 

The fact that you know facts about easy rider proves how white you are

 

in for the choppers

 

When they were big (sloppers) and everyone had to have one all I ever saw was white ass, gym rat steakheads with tribal and wrap around tattoos posing next to the things. Never riding them, just posing.

I get the bobber. I get building up a Cafe racer out of some japanese inline 4. I even get those crazy ass offroad adv bikes made out of some wackass bike that shouldn't be allowed near dirt. I secretly like Harleys and love the fatboy style of Harleys. I just never got those stretched to 16 feet long choppers.

Keep posting shit like this and I may have to call for an intervention for you. Next you'll be yapping about Lacrosse, tennis, new balance shoes, your charcoal smoker slash grill and why you got a gawd damn, mother f@ckin' prius! F@ck man, f@ck!

 

and yeah, Sugar Bear is black and I know a lot of the chopper builders were vatos and black but . . . they are cracker ass cracker bikes!

 

I’m with ‘Toe on this. When a white dude reaches a certain age he starts thinking maybe a Harley would be cool. I’ve been watching some vintage Harley resto videos and thinking…that would be cool. But like old WWII or 50s Harley. Eff that modern lifestyle crap

 

Shut up, Whitey! What time is your tee time and how's the new callaways doing?

Cracker ass cracker!

 

Nah we're talking about two completely different genres.

1. I'm talking about a garage special stripped out of everything but the necessities.

2. You're talking about the guy who bought a Big Dog

 

You're a 'Zuki guy, get an Intruder.

 

Also, there is nothing that says a chopper needs a Harley engine. I mean that's cool but a chopper ain't a Harley.

 

It describes the target audience...not the people creating them.

 

Apparently I need to get a lot older than I already am.

 

"Chopper." British slang for penis, enough said...

 

I'm disillusioned with you, 'toe. I always thought you had all the luck of the cleveland browns with the chicks but you at least had some coolness to you. Now? You're Jimmy Buffet!

F@ck, I'm gonna do some whitey shit like listen to Dave Matthews and go to driving range, tear through a bucket of balls and drink a white Claw.

 

Actual pic of Toe below...