Most crazy girl you ever dated..

Lol same. My uncle. Said he was just in Russia and met her one night, we know it was one of those things where single creeps go in groups and do events and parties to meet a wife. She was a lawyer in Moscow. Brought her here, put her thru an MBA. Put her on the deed of his house he owned for 20 years after his first failed marriage to a psychopath. They had 3 kids at 60 after he was already an alcoholic and smoker his whole life. Divorced him, took his house, doesn't let him see the kids much. He's almost broke, lives in some 85 year old lady's basement and all his retirement goes to them. She won. I'd never date one ever.

 

I don't recall her name, I just knew she was bad news. The attempt to get his assets while he was in the hospital was the last straw.

 

I have a different friend that it worked out for.
Met her online, went to Russia to meet in person.
Brought her back on a fiancee visa, and they got married. They had twins, she's a lawyer and he's an engineer. It's worked out since '97.

Lots of stories like your uncle's, sadly.

 

Ever seen the movie He's Just Not That Into You? there's a similar theme they discuss there that's relevant here haha

 

Russian girls would never date me. They have nothing to gain from it. Though I did have a few hour tryst with a Russian Domi once. She had these massive scars on her legs. Apparently she was involved in a car accident as a child in which both her parents were killed. Her femurs were shattered. Pretty sure I fell in love it her for a brief moment.

 

Dated 2 Russian girls, one in Saipan,the key copier, but one of the weirdest relationships ever, she copied my key after the 2nd date and refused to give it back, was funny typing an argument on Google translate, took anything of value from my apartment, keep it in my car for 2 weeks thinking this girl is going to rob me. Anyways for 4 months her friend would drop her off when I got home from work a couple days a week. Have our fun, leave for work and this girl would clean my place spotless. Like a proper maid service, it was weird. Got a routine going. She didn't drink, I bought a pizza one night. When she was leaving told her I was driving her to the airport and I want my key!!! One of my best relationships, sex, no spending money, we didn't talk because we didn't speak the same language, and she cleaned my place spotless 3 times a week. The other Russian met in Cambodia, she's a spy because known her 10 years and she still has no job but travels around the world and can't tell me what she does

 

Fixed that for you, bud.

 

And now we know where @Captain Morgan's money went..

 

OK.....you have mental issues.....Just an FYI... Sex ain't war dude...

 

I had one that used to go nuts and get violent when she got drunk. She was having one of her breakdowns at the house and started breaking things. I figured I'd better leave (MY HOUSE) before she got the cops involved. I go to the garage and get into the car. She comes to the garage as soon as she hears the garage door start opening up and stops the door. As soon as I'd hit the up button she'd hit the down button...I was trapped. No way to leave in the car. I go back into the house and she's still on a rampage. I started up the vacuum cleaner and was cleaning up some dirt from a plant she had knocked over. When she went to the back of the house and I just left the vacuum cleaner running and snuck out the front door and started walking down the street. Next thing I know she's bolting out the front door running towards me yelling "Asshole, you aren't leaving!" Well, I knew if she caught me there was going to be a physical altercation right there on the street in the middle of the neighborhood so I started running. I'm running along and she's chasing me but is losing ground. I got the edge of the neighborhood, ran through a woods into a graveyard and was thinking to myself "Mother fucker....I just had this house built and I've already been chased out of it." Anyway...I laid down in the graveyard at the foot of this pine tree so I could sleep for the night. I had to work the next day. In the middle of the night I wake because I feel chips of bark hitting my face and there's a damn raccoon coming down the tree and he was about two feet above my head. I remember chasing the coon off, dozing back to sleep while thinking FML...this shit ain't right. I guess I was lucky...she was successful getting me tossed in jail for a night during one of her rampages....although the cops have hauled her off twice. Glad that one is gone.

 

Not an escort, because I fucked her and didn't pay a cent. If she was in the game would have seen it coming

 

Dude.... speechless.

 

You have some pretty good stories, but I think your value compass is a little bit off. Just sayin.

 

Ya...that crazy fuck came down to SC when I moved here from Indy. She was supposed to be just coming down for a while during winter. She worked for an asphalt company and work was slow. I let her come down but told her there wasn't going to be intimacy. SC is where she got hauled off twice by the cops. People at the marina thought she was my GF since she was always around even though I told everybody she was just a friend. Well, this one poor sucker started banging her and I guess his conscious got the better of him because he pulled me aside one day and let me know he and Kristy were seeing each other. I just laughed and told him once again there was nothing going on between Kristy and I. Then I warned him to be careful because she's nuts....pretty, but nuts. Short story long, she got pregnant and Lance learned all about running away from home and finding nice secluded places where he could park his truck and sleep for the night. I still like telling him "I told ya" when he tells me about the latest horror story. The story does have a happy ending.....she leaves me alone...

 

Go on. @eggfooyoung is listening.

Final rampage, right?

 

Are you insinuating actually talking and caring about her feelings? That

You mean like actual conversations with a girl?? No thank you, prefer meaningless no strings attached on a mutual kind of agreement. Kind of funny that most girls breathe a sigh of relief when they know your not going to be a stage 5 clinker or stalker, but see what happens with the Brazilian girl, she's kind of cool and way smarter than me

 

lol. so for like 2-3 years there, somehow, a dude (or 3) in one of my friend groups, the party house group, somehow started hanging out with some au pairs that were here for a year or two on one of those "live with a rich family, go to college, get to see some of America" type deals. they brought some to some parties, those chicks brought some more of their au pair chicks to some parties, and all of a sudden we were having parties full of young 20's/mid 20's foreign chicks. France, Germany, Persian but FROM Germany, Austria, Colombia, Venezuela... that I know of. that was a fun time and nice to look at, while in a transitional place in life killing time. one dude knocked one up and married her so she could stay, another dude married another one and eventually she got knocked up, one of the cooler chicks of the group found some dude out in Cali and i saw on FB that they got married so she's in the States... that's as much as I know. I wasn't about to wife up a broke babysitter, but was a good time either way. Just kinda fell into my (our) laps cause of a few dudes we hung out with at the time.

 

First titties I ever saw were my au pair's (German). She was wearing a sweatshirt sans bra and was bending down to pick up a ping pong ball.

Straight magic.

 

Why do I get the feeling there is some cooking forum somewhere with a thread titled Most Crazy Dude You Ever Dated with stories of you guys being told.

And not one of these stories compares to the chick in the last season of You. Wake me when you get there