School me on investing...

I was sitting at 15% cash going into the holiday weekend and am now at 5%. The problem is the other 85% of the portfolio though

 

I'm out travelling this week. I jumped on late last night to check the ol' 401k.

Holy cow. So much red ink. I don't even want to look today. Maybe if I wait until Friday it will be green again???

 

Which Friday ?

 

Buy pharma stocks.

They're gonna milk this thing until the wheels fall off....then a new variant and a new shot comes out.

 

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Exactly.

 

Bought VXX puts yesterday close to the peak. Like a drop of green food coloring in a bucket of blood.

 

and now the market is back up over yesterday..

<start>
if market = stable, then rand(-400,+350,7 days)
variation = increment(200pts / 3.14)
+ (1/Tea price: China)
<end>

 

On the bright side... $50K loan came out of my 401K on 11/24 before this SHTF

 

I literally watched as Fauci talked on the news and the market went lower and lower and lower....

 

My brokerage acct. down 3.5% today....OUCH

Exactly ONE of my 29 positions is up today...TSM

 

I'm sure your meme generator bunch can figure out the jinx, use the above meme and time the market to make money by shorting it before the jinx comes into effect.
You Got This....

 

I need to know what @motion is doing.... so I can play contrarian to him.

 

Just follow what Pelosi's husband does, you'll do very well.

 

Any love for BABA? I read a report yesterday that it's hit rock bottom and now is a good time to buy. Thinking about getting 100 shares.

 

Yeah, I pulled the trigger too early last week but if it drops another day, I'm doubling down. If I hadn't already bought some, I would've bought it on Wednesday with no hesitation.

 

GGPI is on sale today.

What are the odds on BABA getting delisted?

 

Yeah, throw $11K at it...what could go wrong???

 

I've been loading up on RIVN, so yeah, not going so well. FML