While technically correct, they are a special exemption to the 3 F rule. Nobody really believes that a tomato is a fruit, since that would mean that ketchup is really jelly.
Nothing belongs on pizza besides pepperoni so once you go past that, anything goes. Get the pineapple.
I worked at a Pizza Hut Delivery in my home town for 2 years. Fuggin North Dakotans order a few pizzas with kraut on it. Sometimes the orders got cancelled before delivery so we got free samples. It’s not my favorite but it’s tolerable once in a while. Pineapple and Ham is relatively tame as far as toppings go for pizza. Ya done good Dad for getting their order.
I ordered a deep dish today with Extra Sausage, Bacon , black Olives, Green pepper and Red Onions .. it was pretty damn good .
Your choice of pizza permanently and irrevocably disqualifies you from casting aspersions upon the gustatory selections of your offspring. From now on, feed them whatever they want.
I'm late to this party. I was with you until you mentioned no fowl. A good barbecue chicken pizza can be pretty good.