Okay time to liven things up a bit with some jokes!

Ignorance is Bliss.

 

Who says we don't know what's in hot dogs? Most just prefer not to think about it... I know what's in the hot dogs I eat. Also the vienna sausages. I don't care, tastes good to me!

 

A rarity, a profound dad joke....

 

"Dad, why is my sister called Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses."
"Oh, cool! Thanks, dad!"
"You're welcome, Dick."

 

A horse goes into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender draws a mug and sets it in front of him with a worried look. "I'm getting concerned. Every day you come in here and drink until you can barely crawl home. Do you think you might be alcoholic?"

The horse replies, "I don't think I am."

And *poof* the horse vanishes.

 

No, no, no...

It's:

Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Because your mother loves Easter.

OK. Thanks dad.

No problem, Alan.

 

Any reason why didnt want to put descarte before the horse?

 

Something about great minds and all that. I got that joke in a text and almost immediately I texted back with "You got Descartes before Dehorse."

 

Repost.

@Johnny B , what say you re statute of limitations?

http://forums.13x.com/index.php?thr...-with-some-jokes.155668/page-137#post-5008317

 

You're a regular root canal Goldie.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of polyp.

Big ol pain in the ass...

 

Four and a half years is well outside of the statute of limitations.

 

You're getting lazy.

 

My iteration was worded way more gooder, too, IMNSHO.

 

You know what? I liked it then too.

I've even reposted my own jokes without realizing it. (Original)

And then reposted it again...

And started to repost it yet again a couple of years ago and did a search only to find the other 3 instances already in this thread.

Sheesh.

Besides, @Johnny B has no jurisdiction in the Joke thread. @Fuzzy317 is the sheriff around these parts.

 

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?

 

I'm talking about how you were once known for popping reposters bitch asses in this very thread. So much so that I made this comment over 10 years ago.

All in good fun.

Obligatory Joke: New (elderly) guy shows up at an assisted living facility. One of the female residents strikes up a conversation with him. "My, but you seem rather muscular. Do you work out?"

He regarded her for a moment and said, "I'm just going to be honest with you. I just did 30 years of hard time in prison for killing my wife with a hatchet."

"So," she continued, "I take it you're single?"

 

What do you call it when a guy named Jerry sleeps with three senior citizens in a nursing home in one night?A Jerry Hat Trick

 

"I sure like those Jones twins. I've been out several times with each one and can't tell 'em apart. Both of them want to marry me and I can't decide which one to marry."

"Well, why don't you just marry both of them?"

"Well... wouldn't that be big o' me?"