Ketchup. Cover it til the only thing uncovered is the very top of the stick. Then throw the revolting mess away and get some decent food.
If I don't have salt I'll die. I'd rather go deaf. And...did you just see what Tottenham just did to MU? AT Old Tratford? Holy cow.
Damn you MH! Because of this thread I had to pick up a box of frozen ones at the store today. And the way to eat them is with yellow mustard ONLY! These are also one of those things (like Marie Callender's pot pies) that can only be properly cooked/re-heated in a conventional oven. No microwaving these things!
Lightly fry some bacon. Wrap it around the hotdog put a toothpick i to hold it, dip it in batter then fry it. ftw
In fact, I used to work with a guy who would get a CFA chicken & cheese biscuit, open it up, put honey, ketchup, mustard and jelly on it, the EAT the mammy-ramming thing. Of course after 3:30 he lived on bud light, chicken wings and copenhagen. He smelled really bad.