Ran my phone through the washing machine.

It's all ready for you to talk dirty to again!

 

I thought you were supposed to start prep before going to mass.

 

If you're making fettuccine alfredo do you still make gravy?

 

Uhhhhhhh......Im guessing Pornhub. Duh!

 

You always make the gravy

 

Real Italians always have a pot of gravy simmering on the back burner. And bread to dunk in it.

 

I'm going to go out on a limb here, I just know it, but I'm guessing cannoli can do some mean cooking.

 

DUDE!!!! That guy can put on a foodage spread that'll make your dick hard and make you slap your grand ma.

 

Two years ago I was launching a boat and hiked my jogging pants up to not get them wet.
Buddy looks at me and goes, “huh, some idiot dropped his phone in the water....”

turns out it was me, it fell in and sat there for 5 min. Didn’t bat an eye. Samsung S something or other. Turns out they’re water proof. Ofcourse at the time I felt like a complete idiot.

 

I still talk about the sammiches at vir and summit....

 

For dropping the phone or wearing hiked up jogging pants?


Or both?

If your worried about getting wet while launching your boat i suggest strappy sandals and a skirt....Nancy

 

Troof.

 

Hmmmm... fried scallops.

 

Wow, you're a real risk taker with your assumptions. It's not like there are dozens of threads on the forum in which he discusses cooking or anything.

 

He was cooking in the shower that one time ..

 

He is our resident shower omelette specialist.

 

No, thanks, you can have that whole meal to yourself.

 

Meh...I don’t mind getting wet, but getting back into my truck soaking wet...I’ll take that Nancy badge now.

 

Waiting on an Old Bay delivery