Broke the arms off my last pair of 5 for $20 reading glasses! Now I got to do to the gawd damn dollar store and get more. Getting older sucks! Good thing I'm still gawd damn good looking. and Metalhead is Ghey!
Yep. Been in readers and bifocals for 7 years now. Can’t see shit close up to save my ass. Working on bikes can be painful at times. I feel your pain Brother Dave.
Shut up. I have 4327 pairs of them laying around in every room of the house. But when I need to read something I don't have any.
Reading hasn't helped you understand that I was commenting on Richie's hoarding of objects useless to him.
It is not yet time to display the colors for the ROF(Republic of F.R.E.D.) so, I'll just use this as its message portrays a similar philosophy on the idea of "self control". And, fyi, the Title is Minister of the Republic.
No. You had it right the first time. Stick to one cereal story, Richie. The additional ones, as NOT told to you by Euell Gibbons, are having you see Grape Nuts when the box clearly shows Cinnamon Nut Crunch.
When I hit 40 it was like a switch, I was fine then the next day I couldn't see a thing close up. And like RiTchie I have pairs all over the place but can never find them when I need them.
Kickstart? No need for reading glasses there if you're a Boomer, we instinctively know how to start shit...
So you're going to sit there and tell us that a nickel difference in the price of PBR at your local convenience store would stop you from contributing to the owner's college fund? Think of the children! Plus, America is short of engineers. On this subject, sort of, when I was a much younger man the local beer and snack food emporium went by the moniker of "Bag A Pak". At the time, I didn't see any hidden meaning there, but now I'm not so sure.