Turn off your cap locks, poohead. Because it was there when they were laying out and pouring the basement and it's easier and cheaper to leave it then move it.
Just get a couple XL googly eyes and slap 'em on the rock. Instant low maint. pet. The wife will enjoy dressing it up for each season.
Guess I'm the only one who wants to see the rock in this dude's basement. (Pics I mean, I ain't going in the basement with any of you cornholers)
*thread Jack* This document right here compliments the Anarchist cook book nicely! Got any cook books?
Sounds right to me. Had a 2-2.5 cube of granite (I think) with a ring in it for tying up horses at dads house. Moved it around a bunch. Bent a spud bar trying to carry it through the loop