Ok so like, which one of you A-holes sent me forks in the mail?

I dunno. We manged to dig up a bucketful to dump on a Miata.

 

Get caught with an open airbox?

 

It's the only one owned by a straight guy, so they needed to shit it up a bit.

 

Spec Miata, BS'd Judges with shit like "Those Bilsteins didn't cost anything, they were laying around the shop." Drivers were a bunch of SCCA ringers. They started the race 100 penalty laps down, drove like maniacs to make them up. Drove too fast in the paddock, infuriating track staff. Their mortal sin was not making any effort towards an amusing theme.
They were ordered to the Lincoln Welding building and told to remove the roof to fully receive the load. They chickened out, loaded their trailer and bugged out.
That earned them a lifetime banning.

 

Hmmm... Ill still take the shit Miata since nobody wants it.

 

Holy cow, you weren't kidding!

 

Swear to God there's like 50lbs of shit.

 

good lord



awesome!

 

Hey that's my note and stickers, he opened it.

Post a pic of the map, Toe will be impressed.

 

Not that I'm totally shocked, but you people aren't well...

 

You have been a member of the Beeb for too long for that to be a recent revelation.

 

Werd...and acting as if he isn't one of the unwell

 

Now I'm shocked!....

 

Assholes

 

So did I fit?

 

WHOA!!!! I sure hope that's an error by autocorrect.

I'm gonna fix it for you just in case.

<NTTAWWT!>

 

I’m leaving it just for the lolZ!

 

He already had that in the house!