Being tall comes with a lot of problems. Dave's lucky. I bet he's never knocked himself silly on a low door frame. Or done a yawn and stretch and skinned his knuckles on the popcorn ceiling. Or had old ladies bothering him in every other aisle at the store asking him to get something off the top shelf. Or had to look down the front of women's low-cut blouses all day long. Okay, that one's not really all that bad.
Who in the holy f@ckity f@ck is offended by "midget?" Gawd damn pussy people who just wake up offended and then spend their days just looking for things to justify their being offended. and for all you heighterists that want to make fun of me for being single serving, bite sized, I fit fine in economy seats on airlines, I can find find jeans and khakis at almost any store while you have to go to Fat Fred's Fat F@ck pants and tents like you and I fit just fine in Alfa Romeos, Ferraris and Audi while you have to go to GM to get a fat ass car. Suck my moneky ass, bigfeet!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a...facebooks-face-filters/ar-BB10oO1H?li=BBnbfcL From my local station. Somebody somehow will be offended by it I'm sure.
I'm not a Ginger, F@cknutZ! I got a soul (but can't dance)! I don't burst into flames in sunlight! I've never f@cked an Ostrich!