So, who here has ever dropped a couple of quarters in one of them convenience store condom machines? I did once. I selected the 'grab bag' option. I got a blue one. Ribbed. I didn't care for it. The end.
What do you need condoms for, beardy boy? You're on and off and on and off and on an off with your ex that you've shot you money shot long before you even get a chance to drop your pants. You're firing blanks, just ride rough and when she gets board, turn her over, say your prayers out loud and then spit on her back and go have a beer and a sandwich.
Just because you can squeeze into it, doesn't mean it fits .....this dude looks waaayyy too proud of himself here
Just usually,use them from the start, then done, slipped so please don't let a nica girl big corn island be mine