I'm starting a new trend

What window?

 

not a road rager but I see enough of it on a daily basis that we should be at "distracted driver" check point level. Its a serious problem that may need other motorists to keep it in check. YMMV

 

see previous response...

 

Next stop light I get to, I'ma post a more thorough response...

 

Why wait for a light? Pussy.

 

I can't confirm or deny once having a coin holder on the bike that if you hit a bump just right, while someone was on your ass, would shoot a penny into the air.

 

I'm eating.

 

Take the wheel, Jesus!

 

(Posted while driving in a snowstorm).

 

Hope you don’t get caught on someone’s dash cam. Damn near everyone has them now.
(Wait til they’re alongside of you, then toss them. Less chance of getting caught...or so I’ve heard...)

 

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

 

I just wish these white knuckling shitheels would turn on their headlights.

 

Uh, the gap to that car in front of you is WAY too big, get your ass up on that bumper!

 

There's another dumb invention of the manufacters... lighting your dahs up when your car is turned on.
Most people now don't bother to turn on there damn lights !!!

 

I hate those idiots when we get heavy fog. I walk across a busy state highway to go to the shop and I've had a few close calls when I couldn't see for shit and almost walked out in front of somebody with no lights on. Now when it's bad I've learned to stop and really listen.

 

5-6 old golf balls casually dropped out the window tends to get the message across...so I’ve heard.

 

What window?

 

A trend I wanted to start:

when a diesel “rolls coal” on me, my family and kids one who has asthma, and covers me in shit. Pass them back, pull out a fire extinguisher, and let the grill on their truck have it. This completely fixes that shit simply by destroying their motor.