Tortilla chips.....

Robby McBobby aka Dirt Diggler aka This Chip Better Not Break.

 

I think you could have 3 rednecks in wife beaters arguing about salsa and it will be normal on here

 

I thought we were arguing about chips.
Salsa will take weeks, maybe months to argue about.

 

No, waste not, want not. I dump the remaining chips in a bowl, dump some picante sauce on top and eat it like cereal.

 

Save the small pieces to put on top of your cazuela de atún.

 

I would think Broome would go through
and eat all the chips that are broken or
bent, thus leaving a bowl of perfect chips.

 

Nah...corn chip smoothie time.

 

White corn....FTW

For non homemade mild salsa... Mango Joes at Costco.

 

Whatever the tortilla chip, hit them with a spray of olive oil, some salt, and a few seconds under the broiler. It makes them a thousand times better!

 

Buy from your local taqueria and forget the supermarket stuff...

 

Why you gotta fru fru everything up with your Better Homes nonsense?

 

We should revoke or his man card.

 

You can't revoke something that never existed in the first place.

 

Loves me some Hint-O-Lime Tostitos.

 

^ This

 

its salt, oil, and fire, not whipped cream and an umbrella

 

Out of concern for my own masculinity, I sprinkled gunpowder on some tortilla chips and washed them down with some cheap bourbon. After that, me and the dog went outside and pissed on the rose bushes like real men. My testosterone levels are off the chart. The rest off you can continue to discuss gourmet snack choices.

 

FTFY

 

Start with 25 gallons of almond milk...

 

How many stitches did it take to close the hole in your head after your wife caught you pissing on her roses bushes?