Home! Sure as shit not f@ckin' with the Federalise. Shot by some air farce private who is itching to make private first class and is bonered up to try out his M16A1, end up in a lighted case next to an alien from galaxy 176 and who is also a chronic masturbater or just dealing with the type of people who think a human wave attack is going to get you in to see a flying saucer. Not just no but F@CK NO!
Just treat the highly radioactive alien like its a ballerina and I think you'll be ok....you know stand way over to the side and stare...
The aliens might be in control, ya' know? You end up in a zoo on their planet. "Hey Assheads, let me out of this cage!" "Vhy yeees, ve do have asses for heads, vould you like eine anal probe and maybe eine pina colada? Die Anal probe lights and and goes "vhirl vhirl vhirl" and the pina colada uses bacardi und has a small umbrella in it."
My flight is delayed but i'll be there in time for the after party. I can't wait to try some of that alien cocaine!