Here at Area 51, where y'all?

I hope no one gets shot, but I'm kinda hoping someone gets shot

 

The fuck is area 51?

 

You can't be serious.

 

What kind of yokel are you?

 

SouthCarolinius Residenius.

 

So is the OP. There's gotta be more to it.

 

Thought he was from North Carolina?

 

Greenville is closer to Rabun Co than Atlanta.....just say’n

 

If they storm it, I hope everyone of them get shot right in the fuckin face!

 

Someone sent me a video of a fine, fine ass squeezing a strawberry out of it, on to a cupcake.

I was on the fence about whether or not I would've eaten that strawberry.

 

Be advised, we got idiots in the wire down here.
Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely fucking Area 51 storming. Bravo Six out.
Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy, it's your call. Get 'em in their holes down there, hang tough Bravo Six. We are coming cocked for treetops.

 

Hey, I think I know what happened to the cupcake...

Found the meme... thought better of posting it. I'll leave the self-inflicted stoopid to the idtios in the Nevada desert.

 

I think they just showed Steeltoe on Fox news. Bunch of white guys wearing tinfoil hats.

 

Did you see the news clip where the dude did a Naruto Run past the reporter? Commitment.

 

Hanger 18. Megadeth.

 

Shutup.

 

Just give the alien a Klondike bar. He will be your buddy for life.

 

I was gonna ask how can you not know about Area 51 and be a Megadeth fan ?