Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Discussion in 'General' started by FrancisA, May 26, 2019.

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  1. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    This guy doesn't cook on a boat does he? The bullshit crazy women stories and comments about being sheltered and getting out of the country are the same.
     
    Venom51, May 30, 2019
    #1281
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  2. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    probably with the maid right now
     
    BigBird, May 30, 2019
    #1282
  3. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    Jesus, this crap is still going on? Get it over with Francis. But I guess he has to wait for the old guy to finish off inside her big ass before he can have the talk with her.
     
    backcountryme, May 30, 2019
    #1283
  4. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    Actually she has a very distinct taste... her nuts also leave a long lasting scent on my pussy
     
    FrancisA, May 30, 2019
    #1284
  5. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    Kinda what the point of tonight is dawg
     
    FrancisA, May 30, 2019
    #1285
  6. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    That saying started with my brother asking people what their favorite breakfast wine was . And if they came up with an answer, he’d say you have a bigger problem than I do ..
     
    motoracer1100, May 30, 2019
    #1286
  7. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    R U scarred from love.
     
    Last edited: May 30, 2019
    G 97, May 30, 2019
    #1287
  8. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    I guess you know what another dude leftover spunk tastes like :confused:
     
    BigBird, May 30, 2019
    #1288
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  9. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

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    Sweatypants, May 30, 2019
    #1289
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  10. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    very familiar no doubt
     
    Tristan, May 30, 2019
    #1290
  11. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    yoooooo-savage-meme.jpg
     
    backcountryme, May 30, 2019
    #1291
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  12. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    You’re making a big assumption there Richie...
     
    RRP, May 30, 2019
    #1292
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  13. RossK6

    RossK6 Grid Filler

    Oh, no! We ain’t claiming him. He’s from that other Carolina.
     
    RossK6, May 30, 2019
    #1293
  14. FrancisA

    FrancisA Are you scared?

    Sorry you have to pay $10 to my agent for me to read your pleb “post”
     
    FrancisA, May 30, 2019
    #1294
  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    If I had to guess, I'd say twatzilla here got run off of Reddit too many times. :rolleyes:
     
    pickled egg, May 30, 2019
    #1295
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  16. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    This thread has gone stale.

    PAWGs are a dime a dozen AFTER the inflationary pound for pound markup.

    Lock the thread and let us get back to important shit.

    Like, for instance, did you know that there were motorized vehicles with only TWO WHEELS!!!!
     
    auminer, May 30, 2019
    #1296
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  17. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    geezuz........65 pages?!
     
    britx303, May 30, 2019
    #1297
  18. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    One for each gender. :Poke:
     
    pickled egg, May 30, 2019
    #1298
  19. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    geezuz ain't got nutin to do wit dis'

    r u scurred now?
     
    BigBird, May 30, 2019
    #1299
  20. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    If Op's next make believe story isn't entertaining I vote he earns the Ban Hammer. Falsifying evidence.
     
    Steeltoe, May 30, 2019
    #1300
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