Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

I can't believe I've been following this whole thread, but like any good train wreck you can't look away. This is an elaborate troll, or what is most likely, is that you started realizing how sheepish and weak you are appearing once questions were raised. So now you're feeding into the troll storyline to cover, and taking your 5 minutes of "beeb fame". Come on dude, if this was your best friend or brother what would you tell them to do if they were in your shoes? You can't fix people and you only get dragged down trying. You've already been fed up enough with her shit to bang more than one other chick, so what else is it going to take???

 

10 to 1 she doesn't know who Sir Frances is at all. If she exists.

 

Hence the need for long ass convo. Either we set shit straight and figure out what’s going on or it goes bye bye. You have no idea how serious I am.

It’s nots a troll dude, people calling it a troll seem sheltered. Leave the country for a day and witness someone’s else’s conditions and this will seem like a paradise. Sheltered beebs is sheltered

 

Why would it take anything more?

He's got crazy tail and side tail for when the crazy tail gets a good paying mattress testing gig, all he needs is a velvet smoking jacket and he can be the resurrected Heff!

 

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

If it isn't a troll then you like the drama as much as she does.
There are plenty of women out there who aren't complete disasters.

 

just don't ask @speedluvn..he loves the disasters it seems.

 

Cite?

 

Something exploded later.

 

Okay, maybe "plenty" is overstating.
How about "some"?


On further reflection, nevermind.

 

(edit)

IYC has uncovered his error.

 

1) Why do you keep offering used Metzelers like they’re some kind of desirable commodity?

2) Why do you keep saying ‘r u scared?’

Shit is fucking weird.

 

U scared?

 

Only thing that scares me is red wasps and McDonald's cheeseburgers.

 

And haints.

 

That's how ballers be. His career is certainly nothing to be frowned upon.

 

My only comment in this thread will be this :

Why didn't anybody think of this yet : "Lighten up, Francis !"

 

Most these guys are down south. You’re supposed to use “skeered”.

 

Somebody needs to say it

 

You are not listening. There is no need for a long conversation. You are not married to this girl. Get over yourself and her. It's OK to be her booty call as long as it dovetails with your schedule. She's a good lay? Enjoy yourself, plenty of time and opportunity in the future for couples drama (which you seem to have a taste for). Who cares how serious you are? Your Croatian just needs to be held.

WTF does this even mean? Sheltered beeps peeps are seeing right through your Croatian and you appear blind as a bat. What is this a comment on minimum wage earners and poverty in America?