Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

He's been getting the goods for free from an escort for a whole year..errr two months. Surely that has to be some sort of accomplishment.

 

Do prostitutes go to jail?

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...AAAAND the string along. Running late at 6pm so better do it tomorrow???? Does the town close up at 8 or something? Surely, you have time to talk...if it's important that is.

 

At least we know he's real

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We talked on the phone for a good bit, she was in a lyft (the pick up app thing) when the convo got more personal she said I can’t talk about this in front of a stranger it’s an in person thing at this point. I told her show up tomorrow at 5:30

I can screenshot the short text convo that ensued

 

I’m real and it’s weird cause I’m a really nice guy. This one time I broke 3 peoples star bits trying to get my rotor bolts off 3x cause my rear rotor was glazed hehe come say hi <3

 

Yes, please.

 

Reading over it now it’s pretty fkin personal

Idk how much I wanna share especially since I know someone’s come say hi at an event but let me go over it again, one sec

 

Okay, so the racer is real but the rest...

 

Be a man and go pick up your girlfriend...you make her pay for a rideshare to get to a date...friggin scrub

 

She didn’t tell me till it was too late

 

That’s all I’m gonna post for now the rest is a little much. Chew on that beeb entomologists

Edit: I always had the suspicion she was raped. Only thing that checked all the boxes


Edit 2: I said am I important she said yes I said do you see this working out she immediately said yes. The rest was well then this shits gotta happen ASAP cause beebs is waiting

 

oh bullshit, this isnt the first time youve mentioned she needs uber/lfyt/rides from coworkers to get around... you claim to be dating her for a year you should be well aware of her transportation situation by now.

 

Separately, aren't you overdue for an avatar update?

 

She had a car till two weeks ago, her gay best friend does it almost always now. He’s a college student he’s free at random times, I’m not.

 

Da, we moved up a few years now. We almost to the teens so u pedos are peakin

 

He's not gay....