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Seatbelts

Discussion in 'General' started by ryoung57, Apr 11, 2019.

  1. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Today is “Click it or Ticket” day in Missouri and probably other places. Roughly 2/3 of traffic deaths are people not wearing seatbelts. WTF? What kind of moron wouldn’t wear a seatbelt? What excuse could you possibly have?
     
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  2. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    It chafes my nipple piercings and causes uncontrollable arousal, which leads to distracted driving, which as we all know is the mostest dangerous thing since rabid flying sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads were weaponized by the Scot separatists.
     
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  3. ineedanap

    ineedanap Well-Known Member

    I never used to wear a seatbelt. Hell, sometimes I didn't even have doors on my Jeep. My buddy almost fell out once, but he was kind of drunk. Haha.

    I'm not sure why, but I guess it didn't seem necessary. I started wearing it when they started handing out tickets.
     
  4. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Well there are other automotive safety issues at hand also. In Florida you can rocket down the interstate with no shirt, or helmet in your cargo shorts and flip flops with your babe in her bikini wear on your "Hog" but you must have eye protection on. And people worry about "cagers" and their safety straps.
     
  5. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Yet school buses don't have them.

    I never understood that.
     
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  6. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Inertia. Seatbelts aren’t required in vehicles over a certain weight because they’re unlikely to be involved in the types of accidents seatbelts protect you in: sudden stops and rollovers. Although from what I understand, lots of school busses now have them.
     
  7. Prospect

    Prospect Hayai

    I don't wear a seatbelt so I can get out of the car easily if I'm in a crash.
     
  8. rwdfun

    rwdfun

    Because I don’t plan to get into an accident and they aren’t available on motorcycles

    Move this to the dungeon to discuss further
     
  9. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    liability.
     
  10. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Hell with that! So I can GTFO easily just before the crash! :D
     
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  11. omatter34

    omatter34 Well-Known Member

    My father in law doesn't wear one because his brother was racing his vette, crashed and died with his seat belt on. So, if his brother died with one, why would he bother wearing his. Still shake my head when I hear that story.
     
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  12. NemesisR6

    NemesisR6 Gristle McThornbody

    Does anybody ever?

    I'm glad I was raised that a vehicle doesn't move unless every occupant is buckled up. My old man wouldn't turn the key until we had our belts on, and that's the way I am with my kids.

    Luckily they don't even think about it anymore, they just do it.........which is how I've been since I was a kid.
     
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  13. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    You’ll get out alright. Right through the windshield.
     
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  14. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    I've never found it at all difficult to release a seatbelt.
     
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  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I get bitched at by my eldest if I back out of the driveway without having my seat belt on.

    I tell her once she starts doing what I ask her to do, I'll start doing what she asks me to do.





























    Still doesn't work. :p
     
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  16. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    Even when you're drunk? :Poke:
     
  17. There was a skydiving aircraft crash back in the 70s where the majority of skydivers weren't wearing belts. Most of them ended up in the back of the plane, smooshed into an unrecognizable mess. The few who wore belts survived. with minor injuries. The injuries were caused by the unbelted skydivers hiting the belted skydivers on their way to an ignoble death. Physics, and shit.
     
  18. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

  19. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Well, clearly, the speed and “physics” is identical to a car. :rolleyes:
     
  20. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Even then...from the passenger seat only, of course.
     

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