MotoGP 2019 Silly Season

So Crutchlow is saying Lorenzo move to Honda is working out very favorably to himself. Wonder what Crutchlow has up his sleeve, return to Yamaha with Petronas "satellite" team in the spot rumored to be Lorenzo prior to the Repsol surprise?

 

Cal's won a few race for his "satellite" Honda team over the years. Wonder if he would've done the same had he stayed put on a satellite Yamaha. He was damn close quite a few times on that Tech3 bike.

 

He probably would have won on the Ducati had he not jumped ship to Honda.

 

He probably would have won more if he didnt crash out so much.

 

He would be a 10 time world champion based on potential wins.

 

GOATWOC!

(...without crashes)

 

Rather GOATif...

Or more cruelly: Sheeneif...

 

They said today that Barbera's DUI (Audi RS6, for the record) was his third!

 

That's usually felony DUI in the states.

 

Oh damn.

 

Jonas Folger rode a Kalex at the Moto 2 test at Aragon this week.

 

Go big or go home I guess?

 

You're getting drunk. Is there another way?

 

How else am I gonna get my car home!?!?

 

2:15 am...

"Eddie, are you driving home?"

"Have to. I'm way to drunk to walk!"

"........."

 

He's alive!

Edit: Did they ever figure out what was wrong with him? Casey Stoner Syndrome or something like that?

 

They knew what was wrong with him last year. I don't think it ever was a mystery.

 

I guess someone managed to get hold of him finally

 

Gilbert's syndrome - a genetic ailment that precludes the liver from correctly processing bilirubin.