What's y'alls toenail cutting pattern?

36 grit?

 

Shut up.

 

To start then finish with 80

 

Speaking of grits...

 

Not really a pattern.... Just whichever toe I can get to my mouth easiest.

 

Lol gross.

 

You know it's bad when they refuse you at the pedicure place. My wife wanted me to do that manicure bs before we got married so our up close/ ring pictures would look nice. I said no effin' way. Then proceeded to bust my knuckle open on the dirtiest damn diesel I had yet to work on in my life the day before our wedding. She was plenty of pissed, but I told her it's what she signed up for.

 

I told my wife the same thing.

That she was signing up to be pissed off.

 

Near identical, except I busted mine open on a motorcycle. I laugh when I look at the pics b/c my best man filled in as my “finger double” for the close up hand pics ... And his fingers are all jacked from playing pro volleyball.

 

If your toenail is ingrown and it gets infected, is yellow pus worse than white pus?

I had a friend who used to bite his toenails. He'd also pick his nose and eat it.

 

OMG! Dude! How have you been? I thought you seemed like a familiar guy from your posts but that just made it click!......It's me, Brad!

 

So you can get away with different close up shots after the wedding.

 

I got tired of finding toe nail clippings all over my bathroom and started paying for pedicures at the local nail place that the wife likes.

I'm actually posting from the pedicure chair right now.

 

Of course. Hand over hand, showing your rings. Duh.

 

Foo nailed it. Show off the rings with some close up shots.

 

Please be more specific.

Rings?
Pictures of rings?
Pictures?
Marriage?