Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

That's a snowplow in the middle of assembly and installation.

 

Which pic ?

 

This one... that Mr. Smartass with the Kardashian's ass truck doesn't know how to properly post a picture of.

That big chunk of steel in the center look caterwampus, BWTFDIK? I'm from Texas.

 

Kiss my pale northern dick, I don't fuck around with a hosting service for the dozen photos a year I post (or deal with the JavaScript needed to use them ).

Didn't notice how askew the fucker was until I mounted it up. Whatever they hit with that plow, they hit HARD.

As to the filthy floor...who puts fucking carpeting into a shop/warehouse space? My fucking landlord, that's who. As it gets destroyed, it gets removed. Right now it acts as a nice surface to absorb snow melt and road salt.

 

So, DUH!... Mount the plow up, and hit something with the other side.

BADDABINGBADDABOOM!

(PS: might I suggest scraping up the rest of that destroyed ass carpet afterwards... )

(PPS: don't sweat the javascript. Between Alexa, Siri, your telephone, your tablet, your computer, ONSTAR, your TV, your microwave, and your bedside radio/alarm clock... anything the NSA/Illuminati/Mafia wants to know about you, they already know.)

(PPPS: pale northern dick??!!?? What, you think we walk around with ours out down here in the normal human climes tanning them???)

 

Nah. I'll just toss it in the iron scrap. Sounds like less effort.

It goes out as quickly as dumpster space and demo time permits.

I just don't want my browsing experience slowed down by all those fucking ads.

Well I would. Sheesh.

 

You don't?

 

Well, it is your namesake.

 

The cheap comes out expensive.

 

My old man’s service flag... thanks for the recognition

 

Not really. Provided all the hydraulics, etc. function properly, he got a deal - short of finding a straight a-frame and some labor.

I'd bet some torches and leverage could straighten it out.

 

Have a straight a-frame, it's just a bit on the rusty side after 16 years. The hydro pack runs $1200 iirc. Angle rams, lift ram, headgear, harnesses, yeah, I got my $300 worth without the a-frame.

 

The hydraulics will fail next. It's always a progression.

 

Don't worry Mike, had a hose fail yesterday, and somehow the hose from the old headgear fixed 'er right up. Crazy, innit?

 

My wife likes to "save money" by buying used shit off Craigs List and at yard sales.
I know how this usually goes.
Maybe you'll get lucky, but it doesn't seem like luck is your thing.
If it is, you're the crabbiest lucky guy I've been acquainted with.

 

Jesus Mike, are you PMSing today? Take a fucking Midol.

 

Yall both need to move your grumpy old asses to southern climes and get away from the frozen north. You're BOTH PMSing!

Seriously... No human should live anywhere that such a device as a snowplow is even a thing.